from a fellow blogger.....too great not to share

I read this last week and decided I just had to post it where others might see. It's just funny. Enjoy! The link to the authors blog is at the bottom.

Today I would just like to give a big hello to a dear
friend of mine: John Mayer.

I would just like to notify you, Mr. Mayer, that you have
screwed us all - any musician at least.

I used to think that maybe my stupendous
ability to play the guitar would help me weasel into the heart of some beautiful maiden someday. I had heard that men who played the guitar got
the girls. Now, however, this has all changed. It has recently been brought to
my attention that, these days, not only do we men have to learn to play the
guitar ("look at me, look at all the cool jazz chords I can play"), now we have
to be able to sing with these dumb things. Also, if we happen to be playing
guitar in the presence of a women, we are promptly asked to play (and sing) one
of your stupid songs, and should we refuse this request, we are regarded as
being utterly talentless, or even worse, we are completely ignored.

Therefore, out of sheer spite, I have written a song, and it shall be
called "Love Song for No One." Mind you, this is not in your honor, nor does it
give evidence for your influence on my musical style or tastes. It is simply
that I have decided to completely ignore your existence, and thus, deny the fact
that anyone has ever written a song with the aforementioned title.

John, who?

Most Sincerely, Steve Grunewald

By the way, should a woman happen to be reading
this, I love John Mayer's music as much as you do.